Dawsoning

The act of kissing or attempting to kiss any girl in the vicinity, single or not, usually while under the influence of alcohol. Inspired by long time host of Family Feud, Richard Dawson, who was notorious for kissing every female on the show.

Man, did you see Herb last night? He was Dawsoning everybody!

by Abraham Laser June 11, 2009

Dawson

Definition of a fuck boy

Didn’t give him what he wanted so he went to my best friend. Dawson’s are fuck boys.

by D_butt_1 May 19, 2018

Daytoning

When you post or say something to your friends that is so gross, that it makes them want to violently vomit on the ground.

"Don't check Rpg chat there's been another Daytoning."

by Ballerboss69 February 19, 2021

Guy dawson

Pulling a "Guy Dawson" is known as going into a club, bar, or any place of entertainment, and attempting to sleep with a numerous amount of the opposite sex, usually ending in dissapointment, or the most unnattractive of the opposite gender in ones bed the next day. The reason it is called a "guy dawson" is because it is usually attempted by guys, i.e. men and dawson because of the lameness of the lead character from dawsons creek. It essentially translates as "dude lame"

"oh man have you been watching terry?hes been cracking on some fine ass bitches but they just push him away, now look at that uggo hes with, man hes pulling a guy dawson!"

by every cloud March 10, 2009

Maria Daytona

Maria Daytona is a Canadian singer who many believe sounds similar to Lana Del Rey.

Did you hear Maria Daytona’s new song?

by daytona1997 February 6, 2020

Dyson Connection

A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.

Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets

#2 Hes Such a Warrior

#3 Your all connection

#4 He killed me round a corner

#5 UPC Internet

#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem

by The Chosen One September 2, 2014

Dysoning

The act of providing oral copulation services greater or equal to those provided by a Dyson vacuum cleaner.

Wow, look at her go - she's Dysoning him like a champ!

by TheChelmoDysonator September 22, 2014