Davetard

Davetards are people who have none or very little clue about whats happening at any time. Alternative definition would be someone who is banned on whatsapp for unexplained reasons.

See him there, hes a total Davetard

by TB2201 November 4, 2025

Davetard

A Davetard is someone called Dave who is so extremely clueless and cant run a darts team.

Hes not got a clue, hes a Davetard

by TB2201 November 4, 2025

davedis

rizzful devious mans who goons to yuri evreyday and play undertael au

davedis why are you flicker gooning to yuri again

by emmadis December 18, 2025

getting daved

planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.

I didn't plan on getting daved by Dave Polak last night.

by Scott Nedved June 7, 2018

A DaveDoze

A Dave Doze is when a person appears to be asleep on his couch, and things are going on around him, he is even snoring... And then he unexpectedly answers a question or makes a comment that reveals that he is not totally asleep. Infact, he might be catching up on his zzzzz's, he is completely coherent.

I pulled a DaveDoze while napping this afternoon. I listened while my housemates argued over who's turn it was to do dishes. I finally interrupted this chaos and told them who's turn it was. Mine.

by Writewirks October 30, 2021

Getting Daved

the act of overpaying for something online and then never receiving it

I paid $1000 for this part online and the seller never sent it to me. Then I found out I could’ve bought the same thing locally for $50. I ended up getting Daved!

by Honesty advocate July 31, 2023

Double Daved

When you get double penetrated by two dudes named Dave, could also get triple Daved as well!

Caleb, don’t drink too much at the party, you might get Double Daved !

by Mcdoubledaved! September 23, 2023