by SomePersonOnUrbDic June 30, 2021

guy 1- dude, have you seen beth today? shes so.... so....
guy 2- dont hurt yourself, mate. that chick is poetically damned. youll blow a fuse if you try describing her.
beth- hey guys ;p whats up?
guy 1&2- uhhhhh *drools*
guy 2- dont hurt yourself, mate. that chick is poetically damned. youll blow a fuse if you try describing her.
beth- hey guys ;p whats up?
guy 1&2- uhhhhh *drools*
by lorenzo mactire December 27, 2011

by Thekrazyj13 December 13, 2015

A situation from which there is no winning outcome, similar to checkmate, catch 22 or out of the frying pan. If devil damned you MUST act, even though the act will be fatal.
From the top of the burning building the choice was devil damned - to jump or stay and die either way.
by righter January 28, 2010

by personinsidethemachine October 27, 2021

To shut off the light while someone is defecating in a public stall, rendering them as blind as Jean Claud Van Dam during one of the final scenes in Bloodsport. The Dam is changed to Damned to reflect the situation of the defecating person in question.
by Terin of PO January 1, 2009

by CYESHA HAMMOND August 5, 2008
