When you hold somebody's hair back as they throw up like a pissed off dragon spitting flames, but you're fucking them doggy style all at the same time.
Fuckboy: Damn, I finally tried the dirty sanchez with this bitch I met last night.
Fuckboy #2: That's so outdated. I bet you haven't tried the drunken dragon yet!
Fuckboy #2: That's so outdated. I bet you haven't tried the drunken dragon yet!
by NotSoChipper March 20, 2017
Get the drunken dragonmug. A) A Gnome that is Drunk
B) Highly respected and idolized Fun loving drunk related to the dwarf community
C) Carefree and jolly midget badass who occasionally are sober for no longer then the time it takes to wake up and reach for their stein, put on their lax pointy hat, pocket their smoking utensils, and post up on their colorful mushroom throne. Order may change depending on circumstances.
D) Rumored to be descendants of the all powerful and holy beer gods these Gnomes are worshiped by all Gnomes and fellow 4 footers of every kind especially their not to distant relatives the Garden Gnome.
E) Ancestors of the Hungover Gnomes
F) The James Bond of Gnomes
B) Highly respected and idolized Fun loving drunk related to the dwarf community
C) Carefree and jolly midget badass who occasionally are sober for no longer then the time it takes to wake up and reach for their stein, put on their lax pointy hat, pocket their smoking utensils, and post up on their colorful mushroom throne. Order may change depending on circumstances.
D) Rumored to be descendants of the all powerful and holy beer gods these Gnomes are worshiped by all Gnomes and fellow 4 footers of every kind especially their not to distant relatives the Garden Gnome.
E) Ancestors of the Hungover Gnomes
F) The James Bond of Gnomes
Man the Drunken Gnome can drink! Not to mention he brought enough booze for all of us too!!!
When i grow up i wanna be just like them.
"How did he make that slam dunk!?" (BLAM! Right in the kisser) "Nobody questions a Drunken Gnome!"
May your days be plentiful and blessed by the Almighty Drunken Gnomes, Amen.
When i grow up i wanna be just like them.
"How did he make that slam dunk!?" (BLAM! Right in the kisser) "Nobody questions a Drunken Gnome!"
May your days be plentiful and blessed by the Almighty Drunken Gnomes, Amen.
by DrunkenGnomes November 26, 2014
Get the Drunken Gnomemug. 1. "I was at the club...then i wake up at 4 in the morn......musta been a drunken sturr"...
2."In my drunken sturr i walked to the store to get some more beer"...
2."In my drunken sturr i walked to the store to get some more beer"...
by mc smoke alot February 18, 2009
Get the drunken sturrmug. I am so drunken-fied!
by Spliffy Tiffy November 19, 2011
Get the drunken-fiedmug. A drinking game reward/or punishment where the contestant puts their fingers inside a female's labia to play around with her moistness like the feeling of applesauce.
by Rip Colby August 18, 2014
Get the drunken applesaucemug. When someone suddenly and rather clumsily goes in for a snog when they're drunk in a very obvious and not very attractive manner. This is also usually not appreciated by the person they're trying to snog
by littlesoozy October 27, 2009
Get the drunken lungemug. by Glitter John March 10, 2011
Get the Drunken Perrymug.