Virtual Dipshit

A person who always has something to say about anything and always wrong ,

A piece of shit who can't even enjoy a good meme without having to ruin it with his bitch comments ,

A snitch who always report your shit . Mostly found on Facebook.

Jim: This meme is offensive! I'll report it to admins

Admin : shut the fuck up you virtual dipshit

by Djesse April 11, 2020

cock a doodle dipshit

A phrase spoken out of extreme frustration, often attributed to Ernie (Ghoulardi) Anderson.

1. Ohhhh cock a doodle dipshit!!!! I forgot the line

See also Waah Shitballs!

by ASja2002 September 14, 2013

A Royal Dipshit

A person who follows the code of Dipshitery} (a set of rule defining what a royal dipshit is and how to be one) and is a complete dipshit in every way having completed the necessary training and have been inducted in the The Royal Dipshits

"you my friend have now been inducted into The Royal Dipshits and are now A Royal Dipshit"

by Dipshit #2 August 18, 2018

dipshit

Someone who is arrogant, always thinks they are right, cannot keep a relationship, very undecisive when it comes to important decisions

My coworker is a dipshit

by RJ is retarded September 22, 2011

dipshit

A satisfying shit with a chew.

Shitting and dipping is a "dipshit."

by Chew man 1 October 21, 2010

dipshits in blue

Another name for the police.

Me and Laquanda was at the A&P buyin some weave and dem Dipshits In Blue arrested the wrong bitches who stole my knockoff Babyphat purse

by Skylarskank June 15, 2008

dipshitery

The act of being stupid or making a mistake. What dipshits engage in.

"He did that? That's some dipshitery, man."
"There's some dipshitery goin' on rightchere!"

by Jo Strawberry December 12, 2008