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Hello maguire dickerhoof
by Galaxytaker April 20, 2018
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Matthew Dickinson

Matthew Dickinson, an amazing person with a ridicoulisly large penis and can be known to be a monster in bed at times when he can be bothered, if not, he will sleep.
Girl: wow you're on your game tonight.
Boy: yeh i took those matthew dickinson sex pills.
Girl: omg this is perfect.
by Jkinny July 19, 2011
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Emily Dickinson

A woman notoriously known for wiping her vaginal excretions with notebook paper and then putting a numbered title on top of the page. Long after she died, feminists found her cunt rags, bound them together in several books, and announced that her putrid leaks were "poetry."
I recently read Sylvia Plath's "Belljar" but it was Emily Dickinsoned and smelled terrible.
by real_men_read_ginsberg February 5, 2010
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dickerdoodle

v. To waste time on nonessential hobbies or interests. Usually in the presence of other people, ignoring them. In general to screw around.

Frequently used in the present participle tense: dickerdoodling

n. Anything you want dickerdoodle to represent. Usually an object or food. Often used when one forgets the name of the object.
Verb:
Michael: "Hey Spence what do you think of my new Clark shoes?"
... no answer... Spence is playing on his new iPhone
Michael: "Spence STOP dickerdoodling on your new iPhone and look at my damn shoes!"

TBone: "Hey Spencer what are you doing today?"
Spence: "I'm just gonna dickerdoodle at home today."

Noun:
Michael: "Hey Mr. Al can you pass the dickerdoodle?" (pointing to the television remote)
Mr. Al: "No problem"

Sitting at Olive Garden waiting for a seat and the buzzer starts to vibrate.
Michael: "Oh shoot bud! Finally this dickerdoodle to going off!"
by mjdavila October 1, 2010
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Dickinson

DICK-inson
An asshole who tries to sound poetic when saying something really rude.

(no offense Emily)
Dickinson-"She was so hot. Her body was ripe as fruit, yet she smelled like a flower."
Other Guy-"Dude, stop being such a dickinson. That is my mom you're talking about."
by "Special"Frog June 16, 2012
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Cheese Dickinson

N. Cheeze Dik'en'sun- A phrase used to describe someone you don't like, usually an outsider or an individual with low self-esteem. Strictly for use when the term "cheese dick" just isn't enough.
That guy who plays his PSP all day outside the cyber cafe is a total cheese dickinson.
by Die with your boots on May 24, 2006
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Janice Dickinson

While having sex with an unattractive woman, you have her lie on her stomach, in which you proceed to put one foot on the back of her neck so she can't look at you. Then you rotate your body toward the woman, bend down low so you can stick it in, and start thrusting.
Dude: "Man I was with this chick last night"
Guy: "Yeah?! Was she hot?"
Dude: "Naw, I used the Janice Dickinson"
Guy: "Ooooohh"
by PXMTA Sweetheart March 26, 2009
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