DILF

Daughter I'd Like To Fuck

Man, Sue's daughter is such a DILF. I wanna bang her in the worst way.

by MaD August 23, 2005

dflf

Stands for "Don't fucking lie, faggot". Used when someone on the internet tries to make themselves look awesome, like they have a life, or sometimes even pitiful, on the internet.

Kirsty: "Get the sand out of your vagina, you fat whore."
Sarah: "I'm only 120 lbs, and I have the body of a model!"
Kirsty: "DFLF. You leave footprints in concrete."

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Gareth: "Ashuri doesn't love me! I'm gonna kill myself!"
Chad: "DFLF. You've 'killed yourself' 20 times tonight already."

by Johnnicles August 7, 2009

dilf

harry styles with a mustache

harrys so hot with that mustache

he’s such a dilf !!

by wwomanlalalala February 5, 2021

Dumpster Dilfing

Going to a trashy place, like Walmart, and looking/finding/seeing a dad you'd like to fuck.

I was bored so I went dumpster dilfing last night.

by Blondie13 January 23, 2009

DILF

DILF - Dad I'd Like To Fuck

person 1: oh hey, did you watch depeche mode's barrel of a gun music video like i told you to?
person 2: yeah! oh my god dave gahan is such a dilf in it.
person 1: EXACTLY!!!!!

by hotfordm November 9, 2021

dilf

DILF .. Dog I'd like to fuck

"j esus honey, your dalmation is a pentaped! "

by Andy August 20, 2004

dilf

Daughter I'd like to fuck

Jenna is such a dilf.

by George W. Bush January 30, 2005