Derek

A dude with an extremely annoying stutter that loves a girl that starts with a T, ends in an N, and has the letters ARY in between. They want to make Cobra Starship Stutter Babies

Derek: uh-I-i L-la-love T-ta-tar-tary-taryn!

by emoplusfigglyequalslove February 23, 2009

A Derek

A Derek is a wonderful drink without a harsh liquor taste. It's sweet. A shot of Malibu Rum, shot of amaretto, sprite, pineapple juice , a dash of Granadine ....

I'll have a Derek tonight!

by MorticiaD June 16, 2017

Derek

Is a douchbag, Billieand a lil bitch

No one likes derek

by the montserhkyrd 21 April 16, 2015

Derek

Used when a person has messed something up or did something embarrassing.

Mate, you've had an absolute derek!" Or: "I've had a derek crookley

by TJB_147 January 11, 2011

Derek

One one the biggest jerks you could ever meet, often referred to as a manwhore

Derek is a hore and dates all kinds of sluts

by Derek what a manwhore July 25, 2018

Derek

Derek is not very smart and he thinks he is smart and good at games but in reality he is not. Please do not go anywhere near him or else he will get mad and try to turn the volume up on your iPad.

Derek get out of this room before you cause any more trouble!

by The God of Europe February 21, 2018

Derek

Derek is that guy who always has his head up his ass. He’s the one who constantly likes to joke around but his jokes are usually dumb and add nothing to the conversation. Derek is that guy who pretends to hate the lgbt community even though he is secretly part of the lgbt community himself.

Sophia: Look at that guy over there protesting against trannys!
James: He’s definitely a Derek.

by Doggopoggo November 18, 2018