detective

Verb. To find, and then tell the details of a pick-up strategy that someone posted on an online public forum to, its intended target.

Possibly originated on the "misc" bulletin board of the bodybuilding forum.

"Man bruh I totally made a thread about whether to pick up this chick who I saw at the gym watching me work my gluts and I all got a message from her talking about that thread! I got detectived! You detectives detectived me! Weak bruh."

by Shiggity April 14, 2014

Prime Directive

The Prime Directive of the male species is to fuck bitches and get money

Josh: Adam, what’s our prime directive??
Adam: Come on josh, everyone knows this. Our Prime Directive is to fuck bitches and get money

by Spray cheese January 2, 2019

Dejectile

People of lesser knowledge, or just people who act common in a stereotypical way. People who blend into general Society.

Man, those people, they're.....just a bunch of Dejectile 's

by Easy and Will October 8, 2007

Defensive Drivers Course

A stupid test made by a stupid government for stupid reasons...that is dumb.

The judge ordered me to take Defensive Drivers Course so I wouldn't lose my liscense.

by Seximan January 21, 2009

defensive dating

only dating someone for the sole purpose of preventing someone else from dating them

"I don't want to go out with her but I'm going to just so you can't." Defensive dating at its best.

by omglolwtf#winning October 15, 2011

detective scrotes

when your balls are on a mission

"detective scrotes" is here to analyze the hatchet wound

by irnko June 18, 2008

Prime Directive Fap

When you fap over the moral implications of an action.

Man, I totally had a prime directive fap when I was trying to decide whether or not to tell my boyfriend I spent all our savings on a model Enterprise.

by Moghidean September 10, 2011