dallas humballing

getting a woman to suck your balls whilst humming the theme tune of dallas.

du du du du du du du du du dallas humballing

by dodothebiy December 16, 2009

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Dallas Pitts

A celebrity of Madagascar. Lives and climbs with the lemurs.

Dallas Pitts: "I'm going climbing with the lemurs of Madagascar."

by climber81 March 17, 2011

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Dallas Cake

When you're licking somebody's anus and they prolapse onto your face/mouth.

"I was licking Tracy out but then she Dallas Cake'd all over my chin."

by PaoloWanchope1950 May 28, 2013

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One of those teams that you either hate or love. There really isn't a lot of "eh, they're alright I guess" for them. Fanbase that extends across america but is especially dominant in all of Texas except Houston.

The Dallas Cowboys are a team in the NFL.

by SecretAgentDude July 3, 2010

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Dallas Taylor

The coolest man ever to live. Dallas sang for underoath until their newest SHIT CD, They're Only Chasing Safety.

His work on songs such as Walking Away and When the Sun Sleeps is supergooddd.

P1- "Are you Dallas Taylor? I LOVE YOU DALLAS TAYLOR"

Dallas Taylor- "No I am not. You must be mistaken. That man over there is Dallas Taylor"

Man over there- "NO I'M NOT, DUDE! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

by Adam Johnson, of course September 10, 2005

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dallas dangler

While making a cocktail (alcoholic beverage) for someone, you use your erect penis to stir the drink.

Bar Patron: "One Jack and Coke please."
Bartender (or twisted friend): "Coming right up." (You then whip out your erect cock and stir the poor bastards's drink to perfection). AKA the "Dallas Dangler."
Bar Patron: (Sip) "...Ahhh, that's a STIFF Jack and Coke!!"

by Mike 111825 January 2, 2008

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