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cuntmuffin

A sweet, adorable, yet creepy person. Usually female.
Lenore is such a cute little cuntmuffin!
by maybelle June 19, 2007
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Duckface cuntmuffin

Some one of an extremly sexual nature, that you just wanna throw down and stick your face into (like a cute little ducky or a yummy muffin combined), or can be used as a pet name for a significant other
MAN thats one Duckface cuntmuffin!!!
Mornin my little Duckface Cuntmuffin
by madgreendayfan September 30, 2006
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Cuntmobile

A major bitch; a really mean ass woman; A female who has no regards for others' feelings.
Ya know that, Jeanie is a real Cuntmobile!
by PugLuv~* March 26, 2003
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cunto

Can be used as substitute for cunt
eg1. Fred you cunto!
eg2. Hey cunto!
by TheCunto April 10, 2003
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cunthook

See atchpick. Literally, a device by which to ensnare a vagina.
Why you gotta be such a cunthook?
by Myron Schnitzel December 28, 2005
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cuntbop

A dance involving the vertical thrusting of one's pelvis on and off the ground in a Dirrty-like fashion
Willow fell over doing his usual drunken cuntbop last night
by jubba October 6, 2003
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Cuntmanagement

The act of managing a customer or colleagues expectations by being a total cunt; usually used for informing customers that they are in fact not ‘king’ by being stern with them and treating them like spoiled little children.
An example of Cuntmanagement would be when a customer walks to the front of a queue in a bank and asks to withdraw ten pounds. The teller informs the customer that there is a queue system & that he must wait his turn. When the customer explains that he only needs ten pounds the teller dismisses his request out of hand & orders him to the back of the queue
by Pato Banton Shizzle September 27, 2011
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