Cankle

Contrary to popular belief, you don't really have to be fat to have cankles (though they are cute on chubbish girls), you just have to have boringly straight legs with no middleman, that is, no tapering between the calf and the heel. Looks less severe on skinny folk.
Alternate spelling: Kankle

Fat hasn't caused my cankle problem, I just have straight and boring legs.

by SirOnThePhoneALot April 10, 2009

crunkled

combination of crap, funk and haggled. when something is just all messed up. nothing's really cool about the situation. crunkity.

My back is just sore as hell, it's all crunkled up.

Look at all that laundry I have to fold. That shit's crunkled.

That chick is crunkled.

by boobaliboo July 5, 2010

cuckle

someone who likes cock way to much, is extremely obsessed

That guy is a huge cuckle

by cocky fuck October 22, 2018

cankle

when a persons ankle is the same width as their calf muscles... that is called a cankle

te he... what a cankle

by Michelle Pond October 12, 2004

cankle kisser

A middle aged man who hides in a Woman's room stall at Airports for an opportunity to sneak a peak or kiss the ankles of a morbidly obese woman in adjacent stalls.

Tammy, your infected corns can wait I just found out the town doctor was arrested under the new cankle kisser statute.

by stinkylettuce July 29, 2009

wrist cankle

Morbid obisity of the wrists, resembling that of a calf-ankle.

"I bought you a braclet, but forgot to take in to account your wrist cankles."

by the great pair of deuces March 9, 2012

cankle

Where the calf and ankle merge to become one large stalk and takes on a tree-trunkish appearance

I have cankle sores.

by me November 14, 2003