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Tracey had a couple of crumbsnatchers to look after, so she quit her job at Coles.
by Jenesis September 12, 2004
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bum crumbs

the crust left behind in your butthole, from feces. usually in small pieces, like a loose dingleberry.
I farted one day, and I had bum crumbs all in my underwear.
by Shefun April 25, 2006
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Cumberbatch

verb

1. An unhealthy obsession with a celebrity, besides the fact that said celebrity knows not of the obsessed's existence. At times, a 'Cumberbatcher' will experience episodes of delusion based upon marriage, casual run-ins by which said celebrity may become helplessly in love with the obsessed, sexual acts being practiced by or upon the this celebrity, and the hope that said celebrity is in all actuality attempting to contact the obsessed, but has failed miserably through the years (though the obsessed remains hopeful).

2. Stalking celebrities by means of the internet; notably through Tumblr or Twitter, and a quick Googling won't hurt.
Why is she/he such a Cumberbatcher? She falls in love with a different celebrity every week.

Hold on, I'm nearly done with my daily Cumberbatching. I just need to check the tags on Tumblr.

I'm Cumberbatching for her/him so hard after watching that film they were in.
by Jimothy Longstein May 1, 2014
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Chicago Cubs

A traditionally unsuccessful team that is hard to hate. The Cubs, lacking a World Series victory since 1908, still consistently have over 39,000 fans attending their games. A large majority of this can be contributed to Chicago's bustling North Side and the conveinent location of Wrigley Field.

Cubs fans are famously known as some of the best in the world. This can directly be discovered by the fact that people of all attend games religiously, no matter win or lose. Unlike Chicago White Sox fans, Cubs fans never quit on their team and will watch games like its the last one they'll ever see.
The Chicago Cubs haven't won since 1908, but they have the greatest fans and the greatest home field in the world.
by Chris Thoms August 7, 2006
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Cumberbatch

The act of a man having sex with a woman vaginally while another man has sex with the same woman anally, at the same time. Also known as double penetration.

(also: getting Cumberbatched)
"Mike and Luke are going to come to my house tonight and Cumberbatch me."

"Jack is so sexy, I want to make a clone of him and have them both Cumberbatch me!"
by whipbuckstarcream August 14, 2014
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cubs

Noun.

The Chicago Cubs are the baseball club from the North side of Chicago, the polar opposites of the hated White Sox. Though usually not the best team in terms of record, the Cubs have great fans, and almost every game at Wrigley Field is a sellout. The Cubs also have a strong fan base nationwide. In Denver, where I live, there were more Cubs fans at Coors Field than there were Rockies fans.

They currently have a very strong lineup including first baseman Derrek Lee and third baseman Aramis Ramirez, as well as former Red Sock Nomar Garciaparra playing shortstop. And their pitching is good as well with Mark Prior, Grag Maddux and Carlos Zambrano as starters and former All-Star Kerry wood recently nade releiver.
CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!
by mark hammond September 15, 2005
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Cumberbatched

Pertaining to a certain Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch, the term Cumberbatched refers to;

1. The state of complete awe and fangirl/boying at which it becomes difficult to function normally in the presence of Cumberbatch (even if his presence is merely the organisation of pixels on a screen.)

2. Also refers to a something which sucked before, but, by having an association with him, becomes inherently more awesome.
Cumberbitch 1: OMG LOOK IT'S BENNY HE'S SO AMAZING HE IS SO WONDERFUL I WISH I KNEW HIM ASDFGHSDFHKJFDHkfs -mindsplosion-
Cumberbitch 2: YOU'VE BEEN CUMBERBATCHED.
by That cumberbitch December 28, 2010
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