crystal

nickname for a girl or woman you highly suspect is using crystal methamphetamines.

the temp, crystal or whatever her name is, has been tweaking since lunch.

by jennybenny30609 April 15, 2010

crystal skull fuck

Something (often either an action or event) that taints the value/worth of everything previous.

Drawn from the movie "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" and refers to the damage done by the movie to the rest of the movies.

May not completely destroy the legacy, but rather it taints the image of the past.

Dude, that girl you hooked up with last night just crystal skull fucked your social life.

by hoyahaxa33 March 11, 2011

crystal hill

Crystal Hill, is the most amazing girl in the world. She is beautiful. She is sweet. She is just wow. Eveyone loves her. You should too. She is also known as Crystal!!! wants to be azn.

i dunno crystal is amazing

by likewoahherbfff April 21, 2005

Krystalyn

A lot of sexiness packed into a short container. Very smart and her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. She could teach you, but she'd have to charge. She loves the color blue and is pale with long hair. Don't mess with Krystalyn or she'll kill you with her gorgeous, geeky powers. Very kind. Loves coco puffs and trees.

(Guy 1): Damn, look at that girl. I gotta get me some of that.

(Girl): I'm so jealous of her!

(Guy 2): Yeah, she's a Krystalyn for sure.

by CaptKelp September 12, 2011

Crystal

A solid constipated poop, usually takes a moderate amount of effort to pass.

I had too much fiber last night, took me 20 minutes to pass a crystal.

by jeff22824 December 6, 2014

Crystal

The following symptoms of being a Crystal:

1. Delusional

2. Dysfunctional

3. Denial

4. Delirious

Walking around town looking like a CLOWN. We all know she's a crazy psycho but that's no excuse!

Crystal

by crystalblackneck April 3, 2010

Crystal Pepsi

A clear version of regular Pepsi in the early 90s in which it was stopped produced because of too much Nutra-Sweetener (i.e. it made people get hipper quicker).

He's all wound up on that Crystal Pepsi.

by Mike December 15, 2004