A gorgeous women with an even more beautiful heart that wears it on her sleeve. She deserves to be treated with the best intentions and care. She’ll love you and worship you like no other you give her your soul.
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Had blonde hair when born (but like you know that white person thing where it gets darker later? YEah.), blue eyes, hourglass figure, skater boy, femme tomboy, artist, can never find her name in like those little gift shops with the license plates, has an uncle, suspiciously knows like 10 people born on July 14, was compared to a charleston chew that one time (shoutout to Andrew K. Paschen), a little gay (but only a little bit), homophobic, internalized oppression, has gay little friends, achondroplasiophobic, eat hot chip be bisexual, doesn’t appreciate cinema, can schmoove.
She doesn’t have anything in the urban dict cause shes so special EVERYONE wants to be her. Skater boy and all. She’s beautiful, poetic, resembles Marx and Brad Pitt at the same time (have you ever seen them in the same place????) Was married to Angelina Jolie or idk if that was the other way around. Anyways I love you baby girl this is for you and all the Chrysty’s out there who don’t have definitions of like 10 billion people who want to fuck you like real bad it’s actually,, kinda weird but anyways
She doesn’t have anything in the urban dict cause shes so special EVERYONE wants to be her. Skater boy and all. She’s beautiful, poetic, resembles Marx and Brad Pitt at the same time (have you ever seen them in the same place????) Was married to Angelina Jolie or idk if that was the other way around. Anyways I love you baby girl this is for you and all the Chrysty’s out there who don’t have definitions of like 10 billion people who want to fuck you like real bad it’s actually,, kinda weird but anyways
Chrysty is the ultimate heartthrob
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Lady #1: Did Crystal have dat baby girl yet?
Lady #2: No, she be Crystalling all week!
Lady #1: Dang girl, it gunna be like 12 pounds at dis rate!
Lady #2: No, she be Crystalling all week!
Lady #1: Dang girl, it gunna be like 12 pounds at dis rate!
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