cripsy crunch

A car wreck involving several members of a street gang.

Three ambulances were called to a cripsy crunch, where there was blood, guts, and limbs scattered everywhere.

by circushead September 29, 2006

Crunchy Groove

A super-sweet dig. Otherwise known as a infectious and rockin tune. A song that can be enjoyed by all hippy-liberal douches.

"I can't wait to see the look on those eikman's faces when they hear this Crunchy Groove ...oh my god, this song is soooo crunchy."

by Divad Remier March 6, 2008

crunchbang

A very popular sex act in Japan that involves banging a prostitute dressed in anime while eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal.

Toshi woke up next to a pile of vomit this morning because he was crunchbanging that chick until 4am last night.

by ahornysockpuppet February 11, 2013

Crunch-a-tize me

The journey begins as one partner (must be a male) sticks Cap'n Crunch brand cereal to his own genitals. He then slides his newly made "sexual breakfast bar" into the anus of his partner (could be male, female, or anything with a nice sized rectum). The dominant figure, also known as the "Cap'n", thrusts his tasty treat in and out of his partner until he fills their insides with milky love. The act is completed as the soggy cereal is released into a bowl and consumed by the Cap'n and his partner.

"Crunch-a-tize me" Max begged, and I did as he asked. It was a thrilling experience for both of us

by therealCap'nCrunch May 31, 2015

Admiral Crunch

Eating Captain Crunch cereal with rum poured over it, for a mature taste.

Stephen Colbert enjoys eating Admiral Crunch cereal.

by This is not a definition June 11, 2009

La-Z-boy ferret crunch

The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?

WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.

HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.

(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)

HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...

OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

Crunchy vocals

A voice that's raspy but also sweet.

Go Won's crunchy vocals (LOONA)

by orbitfighting October 26, 2020