Crump

A word used usually around Queen Anne county high school meaning fuck all admins we smokin no matter what

Man A-why is there crump wrote on the bathroom
Jonas- cuz we crump

by F*CK THE FEDS March 29, 2023

Crump Nugget

Another term to describe someone with a millimeter peter

You are such a crump nugget

by Cornellius smack July 26, 2017

Crumping

When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.

Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

Or

Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.

by Justkidding76 October 24, 2017

Crump

A mogoloid individual who has the capabilities of biggering his voice by speaking directly into his elbow. Fortunately this affliction is offset by being bestowed with a large penis.

Person 1: Look at that guy l, he's a right crump!
Person 2: Heard they're meant to have massive nobs though.

by Topspark127 August 2, 2018

Crump

Period cramps- to avoid cramps from running, walking, etc. being confused with period cramps, use the word crumps when referring to period cramps.

Ugh my crumps are so bad today I’m on my period

by anonymous January 14, 2024

Crumped up

British slang for pumped up.

“Oi man, you crumped up for fish n’ chips on chewsday innit?”
“You bet your bloody arse i am innit!”

by Psuedowarden October 28, 2022

crump battle

When you and a group of friends gather around one street light in the middle of the night and one by one have a dance off while everyone else watches until there turn.

I’m high as fuck we should go have a crump battle

by Q576607 November 15, 2018