crump

Verb, the act of treading upon freshly lain snow.

I had to crump through last night's snowfall.

by canis fortunatus February 9, 2017

Galloping Crump

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only platinum-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in humanity and the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair, P.Moore just got up from there, and she has the galloping crump!"

Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"

by Mcphersonator October 24, 2016

crump

You will get crump (fucked up) off this tequila.

Don't make me crump( fuck ) yo ass up.

That bitch is crumped up.

by Bubbles DeLicious February 27, 2017

Crumped

When a human is folded in half or crumped together

“Guys we’re all crumped, it’s fine”

by mcdaddy.44 October 17, 2020

april crump

An April crump is a nuther word for a bitch or a hore.

she is an april crump

by ei9or0fgoi9jm May 28, 2018

Crump

When you're doing it doggystyle and the person on the bottom farts (pumps).

"We were having sex and he/she crumped during it"
"Did you just Crump?"

by Judicle October 27, 2020

crump battle

When you and a group of friends gather around one street light in the middle of the night and one by one have a dance off while everyone else watches until there turn.

I’m high as fuck we should go have a crump battle

by Q576607 November 15, 2018