crapillary action

Similar to capillary action, this is the process that allows the brown liquid from a baby's full pant load to creep up the narrow gap between their diaper and back rolls. This can happen without a gravity assist - often the crap juice will travel in ways that seem to defy conventional physics.

As I put my hand behind baby to get him/her/it out of the crib, I got a handful of soggy onesie. CRAPILLARY ACTION!!!

by SICST9 January 28, 2018

crapitron

Gavin is full of shit.

Gavin thinks he is the Gavitron but he is really the crapitron.

by anonymous November 29, 2004

Crapital

The what should be capital of a country (just because of it's nightlife, cheap food, wiggas, boy racers, nana racers, students and transsexual taxi services, all of which are essential for a well-run capital), but it's just too damn crappy.

Palmerston North should be the crapital of NZ, Dalby should be the crapital of Aussie etc. etc.

by musikbox May 14, 2008

crazidavi

extremely sexy runescape player, loved by many many females, devoted hater of reavengers the humourless asian :)

i saw crazidavi yesterday, chattin up some babes..

by hardnipples January 11, 2008

crapadon

The islamic holy day of crap

It's Crapadon time again. hooray!

by steve austin September 19, 2005

Leonardo di Crapio

An actor with a simpering mug that dearly invites being pasted.

I would love to bust Leonardo di Crapio in the chops. He looks effeminate.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

crupid

Crazy + stupid = crupid. Usually refers to girls when they're up in the club getting "crunk."

I cant wait to see you this weekend girleee.

hell yea we gonna get soooooo crupid

by just a faceless person on the internet April 14, 2008