A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
by Sacredfart May 12, 2023
Get the Cope health scholarsmug. by 3465 June 12, 2020
Get the nick copemug. 
(Noun) A person who exhibits a high level of creativity and skill in employing various coping mechanisms to deal with stress, disappointment, or difficult situations. Unlike the average individual who might turn to standard coping strategies, a cope artist blends reality with a touch of denial or exaggeration, almost elevating the act of coping to an art form. This person might use humor, elaborate rationalizations, or an intricate web of half-truths not just to shield themselves from discomfort, but in a way that can sometimes seem impressive or even entertaining to others.
After getting laid off, Jamie turned into a real cope artist, spinning the situation with so much positivity and elaborate plans for the future that you'd almost forget the gravity of it all.
by anonymous March 13, 2024
Get the cope artistmug. When a person spends more time in coping than actually solving the problem. It is similar to concepts like the tutorial hell
A: To handle this situation emotionally, I need to listen to music, make sport and meditation and play the games I like. B: Bro and when you actually solve your Problem? You entered the coping hell again!
by WannabeNeologist February 18, 2023
Get the coping hellmug. Did you hear that bob is still trying to peddle the "Biden stole the election!" nonsense
Yeah that's a hard cope if I've ever seen one
Yeah that's a hard cope if I've ever seen one
by skyethesudoer July 13, 2023
Get the hard copemug. A term used to refer to a person’s attempt at dealing with a situation that makes them feel sad or uneasy in order to feel better.
by s0cr4t3s August 20, 2022
Get the Copemug.