contradictionary

a dictionary which gives you only the opposites of the words you are looking for...

People used to laugh at me a lot when I first started learning English...It took me days to understand that I was looking up for the words in the contradictionary !!!

by OzanYurdakul July 28, 2007

controdiction

When something is said or done by a person, that overrides their anitial action.

Person A: I HATE YOU!
Person B: -frowns-
___next day___
Person A: HEY WHAT'S UP B!??
Person B: wtf? What a controdiction.

by rock hand jive November 11, 2006

Contract

(adj.) Term used to describe a sexual partner who sleeps with you without receiving something first i.e. Dinner, movie, gifts. You still end up paying for it eventually. Origin - UK mobile telephone payment system.
Atonym - Pay as you go

My girlfriend has put out four times this week, I just know that I'm going to have to pay the contract soon.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005

contractor

Someone who doesn't have the skills or talent to hold down a permanent job. They are inherently lazy and sneaky.

Gareth and Simeon are contractors because they can't get real jobs.

by napa2004 March 11, 2005

Contractogasm

When a pregnent woman has an orgasm at the same as a contraction

I had a contractogasm while having sex the other day.

by Nawlijispower February 26, 2010

Conradicism

The act of being autistic and depressed

My son is having conradicism and i am really worried

by Alteriar17 August 18, 2019

mega contraction

A large contraction. Usually used for words made up of more than three words, such as y'all're.

Man, I can't believe y'all're using mega contractions.

by m/e/m/e/d February 22, 2020