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Continental Breakfast

A sexual procedure involving a small amount of cooking. Ideal for horny mornings or just for those with some kind of food fetish. At least 1 egg will be required, if not more.

The egg yoke is used for lubrication in either vaginal or anal sex (careful of little flecs of eggshell). After the man has ejaculated, the puree of fluids is caught in a bowl or straight into a pan and fried. Top with a sprinkling of salt and a dash of pepper and serve ala carte. Delicious!
"Bitch was naggin first thing in the mornin, so I fucked her up a quick continental breakfast."
by Ringo Ruben January 24, 2008
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contimplate

jose word for thinking (Jose Benavente)
"Paul don't talk, I need to contimplate what 1 + 1 is.
by paul Forero June 13, 2003
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cootimeter

The base unit of lenght in the Semi-imaginary System of Units that is equal to the lenght of a standard cootie egg.
A typical adult cootie is about 100 cootimeters in length.
by Shapedoctor January 12, 2005
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The Continental

Taking a girl or guy out on a first date that consists of multiple locations, all relative to a different country. An example would be; dinner at a Thai resturant, an Imax movie about Penguins in Antarctica, then Drinks at an Irish Pub.
by BevBoy September 23, 2005
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continentally

the fighting spread continentally.
by special k man March 13, 2009
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Continenti

Con-tin-en-ti, means 'thank you' in Sims 2 Castaway on DS, you will only hear this if you are a girl and when you speed it up when she is talking.
Someone opens the door for you, you say 'continenti'.
by PatisserieCookie July 11, 2009
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trans-continental hater

One whom speaks negativley about other people from across the globe....and it comes back to bite them in the arse only a few short moments later because of 2007 technology
Leah is the biggest trans-continental hater I know
by Geoff R. August 17, 2007
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