cobweb

during intercourse, after a male ejactulates into his hand, he slaps the female in the face, and tells them that you're through, and that he is breaking up with her.

"he gave me the cobweb, instead of just telling me that we're through"

by george 117 January 14, 2008

the comeback tour

The comeback tour is, kickass.

Kevin "Wanna know what the comeback tour is?"

Mark "What?"

Kevin "Kickass."

by Mark October 22, 2004

Cobwebs

When a guy's pre-ejaculate comes out of his penis and sticks to his chest/thigh resembling a cobweb.

James got so excited when he was making out with his girlfriend that he had so many cobwebs in his trousers.

by Sold For Parts July 31, 2011

cobwebs

when a man ejaculates between a woman's breasts. she then presses her breasts together and when they come apart, the semen resembles cobwebs

after tittyscrewing her... she showed me the cobwebs i had made

by raaararara May 13, 2005

Cumweb

A layer of semen that is built up in some bodily location after being completely owned by an acquaintance.

I'm really not hearing you derek, you've got cumwebs in your mouth.

by JohnTower December 4, 2009

cobweb head

somebody whose head is obviously devoid of anything else.

I have to go meet Mike because he ran out of gas again. He's such a cobweb head.

by atossa January 3, 2010

Cobwebbish

An area filled with spiderwebs, cob webs and dust bunnies. Usually found in dark creepy cellars. A generally unappealing environment that gives you the creepy crawlies/eebie jeebies.

Katie was reluctant to go into her cellar to find ski supplies. When asked why, she replied, "the cellar is too cobwebbish"

by notsolilbear December 28, 2010