comitted

Comitting is when you have a coughing fit so violent you involuntarily vomit.

Dude, I was driving to work and I comitted in my lap.

by TheBeagleRoger November 3, 2013

committed slam

Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based

We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.

by CommittedSlam October 28, 2015

Committed the drisis

A person who used to be average that turned into a man that has a creepy mustache and resembles drisis

John:That guy committed the drisis!

by Bentoboy June 7, 2020

committed to the bitch

When you say something mean that you regret but you double down because you can't unsay it.

"I couldn't believe what I had just said, but I threw out another insult for good measure because I was already committed to the bitch."

by Izulkara March 14, 2021

Committed Campbell

The art of soiling oneself, when presented with the answer “no”

“Boyfriend wouldn’t let me drive his car home from a heavy nights drinking, so I pissed myself in the driver seat” - Now thats A Committed Campbell

by Robbie Codder January 1, 2026

you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people

What say you in your defense?

Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 November 28, 2021

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025