Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.

Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.

by tepest January 2, 2024

Compelting

The requirement to no longer pay off a debt

I had resigned from my job and due to the company policy’s spelling mistake, I was in a compelting position

by The Jomies February 4, 2026

Coopling

A person who is loved and under care of Robert, the uncle of Jordan.

Me and my friends are Roberts new Cooplings

by Robertdictionary July 14, 2025

Complinsult

An insulting compliment.

"did you hear that complinsult that *she* said about *her*?

----yeah, that she was the baddest bestie ever .... ;)

by Sh1tf_ck August 2, 2025

comping

Originating from the word, “recomposition”, comping means to cherry-pick sentences or details from one’s story to turn it into a fabricated, more glamorous version or to avoid blame.

“Dude, you’re totally comping your story to make me look bad.”

by gdragsrace January 14, 2026

Poor Computing

When you have a 10 year old PC, which doesn't run modern software, but you try to make it run anyway.

My poor computing machine cannot run youtube directly, so I download the videos and run them locally.

by davidiw June 14, 2011

Wall Coupling

A couple that displays a large amount of public affection that tends to be disgusting. They reside in the hallways of schools generally making everyone around them want to throw up.

Wall coupling leads to pregnancy and death.

by imnotfunny May 15, 2014