committing king

Sending so many texts to your friend/enemy to the point where they just wanna throw their damn iPhone or tablet or computer across both the Pacific ocean and Atlantic ocean

WTF?!?!?!
Why're you committing king???

by s22jjames December 17, 2018

Commit to the Drain

When you dedicate to draining your device's battery from 100% to 0% by any means.

Bruh you get on and off ya laptop too often. Commit to the Drain, my guy!

by Mr. Enderman November 17, 2019

commit a dictionary

telling someone to get a dictionary

go commit a dictionary.

by unteched March 20, 2021

Commit arson at

to commit arson onto an individual. phrase is usually followed by the person's preferred pronouns or names.

I am going to commit arson at ur mom

by ketchup supremacy March 18, 2021

committing

committing is a rare occurence in which the person committing cums, vomits, and shits themselves in a convulsive manner. Usually done after participating in some hideous act as in sleeping with an ugly girl or seeing someone doing something that warrants the convulsive act.

Dude: Guy last night i slept with this hideous bitch!
Guy: What did you do?
Dude: I looked at her and committed all over the place.
Guy: Legendary committing action!!!

by kitchenkrew August 3, 2009

Committed Relation

A committed relationship is when a boy and girl or boy and boy or girl and boy or non-binary and girl or non-binary and boy or non-binary and non-binary loves someone so much they want to make the relationship perfect and make it last until they die or in other meanings”.

I’m committed to this relationship

( Committed Relationship )

by Α January 13, 2022

commit neck

COMMIT NECK NI🅱️🅱️A

Person 1: Hey dude
Person 2: Commit Neck
Person 1: *Slits his wrist and hangs himself on fan

by jakobk05 August 8, 2018