diamond commercial

adj. when some source of media tries too hard to be sexy/sophisticated/sleek.

Hey did you check out new vid far Circus yet?

I did, and honestly: a tad diamond commercial nasty, for my taste.

by Donnie Gray December 17, 2008

commercial whore

Any famous person who is only in the entertainment industry in order to gain fame and fortune.

Rihanna is a commercial whore.

by missjanet May 27, 2016

Commercial

Bootleg GANG GANG

yo did you hear commercial by lil baby, it’s bootleg GANG GANG

by Leonard661 May 3, 2020

Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

commercial aggression

To get very upset and on edge from watching the same commercial multiple times. In many cases you start to hate the actors in the commercials personally.

I can’t stand watching Hulu anymore, liberty mutual is giving me commercial aggression!

by MrRogersSweater July 11, 2021

Rejection Commercial

Making a commercial to let a guy know that a girl doesn't want to sleep with him. It doesn't happen very often, only when necessary to prove that someone is willing to waste money to let someone know that a girl doesn't like him. This can't be done for everyone because it would be too expensive and would take up air time for normal commercials that companies need to advertise their products. If you get rejected via commercial, ask whoever is rejecting you why they decided to make a commercial about it because it is unnecessary, insulting and doesn't occur very often. Ask for the name and contact information of the person that made the commercial. You have the right to know who made the commercial and the reasoning behind it.

If you make a rejection commercial you are a rich douche bag.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

commercial view

when keeps up on a show only by watching the commercials and previews for it. "commercial viewer"

hey, do you know who won charm school? I just commercial view the show.

by k,yupp December 26, 2008