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comment-college

1. The study of Internet comments pertaining to a particular subject

2. An educational system comprised of uncorroborated and often fallacious information taken from the comments section of various online sources (blogs, news articles, videos)

3. Continuous exposure to comments presented by anonymous posters whom often have malicious or evil intent
1. He read a few articles online and now he thinks he knows everything, a few hours of comment-college doesn't make you an expert on the subject.

2. If you dig a little deeper and get past the deficient “comment-college” that you currently attend you will find the real truth.
by johnnysilas September 9, 2010
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comment tweaking

the art of deforming a comment a on social network website. Or the art of loosing time when you are actualy suppose to write an essay, due to tomorrow.
Marc: i lost my toothbrush
Me: my i toothbrush lost
marc: STOP COMMENT TWEAKING ME!
by xaviercm February 7, 2010
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comment regret

The feeling you get when looking back or remembering your old facebook posts, status', pictures, etc. and realize that they were dumb as hell or made no sense.
Guy 1:"Do you remember when we had that five day conversation on facebook about pokemon? I'm having some comment regret about that."
OR
Guy 1:"I'm feeling some comment regret about those pictures I posted of me passed out drunk now that my mom saw them and took away my tuition."
by b jeezy January 17, 2011
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Rude Comments

The best way to one up your opponents in battle. Rude comments is the worst thing you can say to anyone
Person 1- RUDE COMMENTS

Person 2- oh no I’m dying rude cOmMeNtS was too strong
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mercy comment

A comment you leave on a blog that has no commments to make the writer feel like what they write has some value.
I gave my cousin a mercy comment on her blog since nobody reads it.
by ThomasM May 23, 2008
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Comment Friends

when 2 people are friends on Facebook, but only talk to each other through commenting each others statuses, pictures, or videos. Generally, do not talk on chat, phone, or in person, but have a strong relationship and understanding of point of views via comments. Small conversations may be carried, responding to a comment, in the commenting area.
"Do you ever talk to Jordyn?" "No, we are just comment friends."
by Mahnamana! February 27, 2010
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comment collision

when you post a comment to someone's status update, and after refreshing you realize someone else made an almost identical comment at the same time.
JOHN DOE (status update): omg, can't wait to see Burlesque!
jane doe (comment, updated 8 seconds ago): it's showgirls 2!!!
jimmy doe (comment, updated 10 seconds ago): it's like the showgirls of our generation!
jane doe: omg, we just had a comment collision!
by krwlos1 September 4, 2010
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