Vomiting Commas

The practice of using commas and other punctuation marks incorrectly. The writer is usually aware that a comma is needed in the sentence they're writing, but is unclear as to when and where it should be placed. The amount of commas then used is so absurd that it would appear they had figuratively 'vomited' commas all over the piece they have written.

Email from Mark:

'Michelle, did you, want to go to, the park, and have a picnic, and maybe, let me, play with, your boobs, for a bit.'

Email reply from Michelle

'Mark, you're vomiting commas again. You're not getting anywhere near my tits until you stop being a fuckwit and learn some basic grammar'

by tincopper July 13, 2016

boundary commission

A line dividing two separate countries

We are learning about the boundary commission around America

by New to this website June 12, 2017

Ssc commission

Ssc is India's slowest service commission . Well known for delay in exam process, delay in publishing result.
Students have multiple absurd words for ssc commission. It's well known as kaamchor commission among Indians

Please do my work as soon as possible if you aren't a Ssc commission.

by Ssc commission March 31, 2021

No Commas

N: The term for obscure but awesome musicians that have less than 1,000 monthly listeners on music streaming platforms.

Person 1: This song is a banger.

Person 2: I saw them play it live when they were a no commas band.

by guysm1ley April 4, 2024

AI commissioner

someone who uses artificial intelligence (AI) to generate art and claims to be an artist.

The guy from Shadiversity is a AI commissioner!

by AirWalker345 April 25, 2025

Groß commission

Taking a massive shit, blocking the toilet.

I’ve taken a groß commission, and I’ve had to call a plumber

by BigGiraffe February 21, 2026

The Charbonneau Commission

(La Commission Charbonneau in French, and named after Lise Charbonneau, a high-ranking Quebec provincial-level prosecutor)

a special investigative commission set up in the Canadian province of Quebec to deal with our conscruption-industry

IMHO not only the mafia, but some of our Quebec politicians should be investigated, de gracie regina, by The Charbonneau Commission.

by Sexydimma February 15, 2017