carpet commando

one who is down on all 4's scanning the carpet for methamphetamine. (or drugs of the sort)

you walk into a room and see somone picking through the carpet, they are going carpet commando.

by Ezekiel Melinko March 9, 2007

Going Commando

To not wear a face mask when it is required.

Greg, put ur damn face panties on!! You know you can’t walk around the office going commando!

by BBQFreak August 6, 2021

Gunshop Commando

1. One who frequents a gunshop and tells lots of "no shit, there I was..." stories.

2. One who buys lots of military style weapons at the gunshop and has no real reason for an M-4 or AK-47 except to play dress up in their house with props.

3. One who thinks that buying a rifle that the military uses will make him look tougher.

See that guy over there dressed up like Rambo? He's the local gunshop commando around here.

by Chairborne Ranger January 11, 2011

Commando

The most annoying perk in call of duty MW2.
Used to increase the range of melee attacks unrealistically.
When they knife they don't quickly run faster they pretty much teleport into you causing you to die instantly.
The online game play is ruined by many assets, this being one of them.

It takes less skill then shooting.

Oh no hes running right at me! I better start shooting!
*the player then begins to open fire, but then the person with commando lunges into him with a knife and the player who was shooting then dies instantly*

WHAT THE HELL!!! I SHOT HIM!

by callofdutyexpert June 13, 2010

Commando Lunge

A Commando Lunge is the act of using Command Pro in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. If you use Commando Pro, you are capable of:

*Snipe knifing from any distance at all
*Jumping off the cliff in Afghan without being damaged whatsoever
*Killing people with a melee through walls or any other type of cover
*Knifing someone who is of higher elevation than you
*Not firing your weapon yet still being 1st in the lobby leaderboard
*Never dying unless shot from behind
*Being a total asshat

PLAYER1: Hey bro...

PLAYER2: Whats up dude....
*PLAYER1 gets knifed by PLAYER2*
PLAYER1: wwwwwooooooowwwww you little f***
PLAYER2: U MAD BRO?
PLAYER1: Well yes, i am mad that you F****** COMMANDO LUNGED ME FROM THE F****** BUNKER WHILE I WAS ON TOP OF THE CLIFF YOU TOTAL D***
PLAYER2: U MAD?
PLAYER1: YOU F****** D***** BAG SON OF A F****** C*** A** MOTHER F***
PLAYER2: I'll take it you are slightly angry at me
PLAYER1: NO S*** SHERLOCK... ugggghhh dumba**
PLAYER2: Welcome to Call of Duty bro...

by MW2 Freak November 14, 2011

Sexy Commando Gaiden: Sugoiyo

The name of the anime series starring a boy who meets a guy named Masarusan, who has a fighting style called, "The Sexy Commando".

To do the Sexy Commando, Masarusan unzips his pants (That's right kiddies) to distract the opponent. Then, he goes at them, violently attacking them with his fist. Sometimes he likes to gross his opponent out by having pigeons fly out of his pants.

by Alexi December 23, 2003

catflap commando

A gay man. A male homosexual, possibly french. Or at least half. Half french that is - he is 100% gay.

Harriet: That Chris Hughes is such a gay
Phyllis: Indeed. One might say he is a catflap commando

by Davedawg April 15, 2007