Columbo is in fact when you seem unintelligent but you actually are very smart. Your wife (even if you dont have one) is always talked about eventhough you never get to see her.
Dude! You're such a columbo. You knew that I was bullshitting you the whole time. Say hi to your wife for me.
by crator_lover01 July 30, 2011
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1: A beat-up raincoat.
2: An aging Peugot.
3: A cigar (the cheap kind).
4: Follows a suspect around, irritating them until they slip up.
5: No apparent first name (actually, he does have one: Lt.)
6: A never-seen wife.
To call someone "Columbo" or "a Columbo" can either be taken as a compliment or a threat.
1: A beat-up raincoat.
2: An aging Peugot.
3: A cigar (the cheap kind).
4: Follows a suspect around, irritating them until they slip up.
5: No apparent first name (actually, he does have one: Lt.)
6: A never-seen wife.
To call someone "Columbo" or "a Columbo" can either be taken as a compliment or a threat.
"Just one more thing..."
by BaanGaan August 31, 2005
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A homeless man with middle fingers missing on both hands, giving the appearance of crab like claws instead of hands - or clumps.
A Clumpy is also a popular dance move, where a person walks sideways like a crab and imitates picking up cans with their outermost fingers. An odd, distorted face usually accompanies these movements.
A Clumpy is also a popular dance move, where a person walks sideways like a crab and imitates picking up cans with their outermost fingers. An odd, distorted face usually accompanies these movements.
by ClumpyLover July 20, 2011
Get the Clumpy mug.hot snazzy fit lovely fxcking ace wonderful A person with a lovely character, a huge heart, and a very large number of friends. He is very talented and is loved by all. He is very good at acting and is well wicked yo. ;
1. Yo, you see that Calum, I well love him
2. He's a total Calum. He's perfect.
3. That guys so good at drama, almost as good as Calum..NAAHH
2. He's a total Calum. He's perfect.
3. That guys so good at drama, almost as good as Calum..NAAHH
by Alicia Burnett May 20, 2008
Get the Calum mug.The act in which a person slits someones upper throat (but not so that they die), and then pulls their tounge out through the slit.
by Silentkilla October 23, 2003
Get the Columbian neck tie mug.An act of revenge that begins with shitting in a river and packing the pile like a snowball. Once the proper shape and consistency is achieved it can be hurled at the culprit.
by Thud Pickles March 30, 2009
Get the Columbia River Snowball mug.Derived from the word Cleveland Steamer, in which one administers a Cleveland Steamer so great, that there is enough feces to form a "jacket" of sorts on the other person involved.
Did you here that Steve got a Columbus Poo Jacket last night from three chicks, who happened to have a laxative fetish?
Dude, did you know Bob's Mom is into Columbus Poo Jackets and I don't mean the hockey team!
Dude, did you know Bob's Mom is into Columbus Poo Jackets and I don't mean the hockey team!
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