colon

An intestinal waterslide. Fluid and solids go in, fluid is absorbed and solids are passed out the rectum.

My colon is on fire after eating Taco Bell.

by percussiondrummer July 21, 2015

Colin

Colin is a guy who instantly becomes number 1 in your heart. He is caring and loving and sweet and is worth holding on to forever. If you meet a Colin than you should feel very special because this is one special guy. Never take for time with Colin for granted because Colin is worth every second you give him. He is always there for you and is very encouraging. Easy to depend on and relate to, he is attracts friends. His personality makes anyone smile and everyday you see him it makes your heart happy. He is beautiful in every single way, not to mention the fact that he super attractive. He has amazing hair and is really smart and considerate and is very reliable. He is the most wonderful person you will EVER meet. Hold on to him! He is a GREAT musician as well! He is so talented, he's just as close to perfect as anyone could get.

Sara: "That guy is sweet like Clark Kent and sexy like superman, who is that?"

Maddie: "Oh he must be a colin"

Lizzie: "I just met the most wonderful person in the entire world, his name was Colin"

Julie: "I wish he liked me, he's too amazing"

by One who loves Colin! <3 June 27, 2013

Colonelpork

A person who:

1) Thinks he's a gangsta but really isn't
2) Has had battles with a person on Youtube called Mastuhfury
3) Makes random videos
4) is extremely loyal to his friends and is a great person to have as a friend

I'm gonna call Colonelpork and see what's up.

by frecklessobe March 13, 2010

coleneti

A ragging bromance between Cole and KJ, but we all fucking know they are dating.

Person 1: OMFG!! Sprouseheart is sooo real!

Person 2: Ew its Coleneti

by JupiterJoncer July 9, 2017

Colin The Computer

Colin is the computer in DHMIS, a well known YouTube series. His first appearance is in episode 4.

Man, his cosplay of Colin The Computer is amazing!

by What am I doing with life July 27, 2018

Colon Kicker

When you stick your foot knee deep in his asshole

John said "I have a foot fetish, lets do something that involves feet" So I replied with "Let's try the Colon Kicker!"

by FrankDim October 18, 2021

mexican colonic

Absolute complete top-to-bottom total gastrointestinal irrigation resulting from ingestion of a burrito. Symptoms include explosive diarrhoea, litres of vomiting and a lifetime psychological aversion to Mexican food.

Ay caramba!! This no burrito!! This a mexican colonic!!

(Said with a Mexican accent)

by urbandictionarykate August 16, 2012