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Colton Daoust

That quiet kid that always gets left behind especially in dangerous situations. He is that one kid to break something at a party. He spills his drink at every dinner. If there is fire around, he will put his finger in it. If there is a knife around he will start cutting things. He also shoots every one of his teammates in World War Z and laughs when they die.
Colton Daoust A man who, when browsing his name on Urban Dictionary, will get a ridiculous confidence boost.
by FurryLover225 June 4, 2020
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Colton Kikes

One of the coolest kids at your school. Colton Kikes is the most athletic kid in your school and plays soccer, football, and basketball. (Because everyone knows that baseball is a gay sport.) Plus, he is one of the cutest kids in your school and you won't ever wanna let him go if you end up dating him.
Colton Kikes is literally the coolest kid in your school.
by Ur Mom's Boyfriend March 2, 2021
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Colton X Monke

Colton: Stfu again

Me: Colton X Monke
by MrFloppers May 13, 2021
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Colton Urso

u see Colton Urso over there? He a really nigga no cap.
by datningga190 September 23, 2021
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Coltons creeper

When you fist a large girl with both arms then eventually crawl inside them. Someone will alert the authorities but you tell them to back off cause you ain't done with the bitch yet! Then proceed to root around till the job is done.
Man, I did a Coltons creeper on a chick last night and I ruined the inside of my buddy's minivan.
by Scooterfudge October 4, 2021
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Colton S.

Best drug dealer ever gives weed, meth, coke, crack, and heroin.also will rule the world with communism like hitler planned "hail Hitler" also very smart
definition, colton S. always gets me my weed on time
by Colton S. friend April 21, 2022
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Colton

Colton is an average teenager in an average school, the only thing that isn't average about him is his massive fucking balls. This man lifts weights daily, eats ass for breakfast, plays golf on Sundays, and is an absolute goddamn madman. Fucking gods are afraid of this creature, all hail the mighty Colton.
Holy shit Colton just looked at me I'm going to pass out.
by Ryuichee April 26, 2022
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