Barnabas Collins

Barnabas Collins is a real vampire, he doesn't sparkle but actually burns like a vampire, he drinks human blood and if he were to meet the Meyerpire known as Edward Cullen Barnabas would kick his ass.
Barnabas often prefers to stay away from humans but would often drink their blood if he is thirsty,

Barnabas Collins was cursed as a vampire in the year 1776, but is later responsible for the restoration of the Collins name and reputation in 1972 and is a key participant in the destruction of the family's longtime nemesis, the beautiful but spiteful witch Angelique Bouchard.

by Netherman14 September 4, 2013

Suzanne Collins

A relatively good author who is partial to killing her characters out of nowhere.

Person 1: Did you finish (insert book here)?
Person 2: Yeah, (insert character here)'s death was so surprising!
Person 1: Well, that's Suzanne Collins for you.

by RSAtom March 4, 2016

Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.

Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?

by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017

Auntie Collins

A woman who actively discriminates against, demotes, or otherwise disregards other women. Named after Senator Susan Collins who voted to confirm Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court despite a widely-held nonpartisan belief that he will vote to overturn Roe v. Wade, and despite numerous allegations of sexual assault against women. Derived from the expression Uncle Tom.

My boss pays her male employees more than her female employees; she's such an Auntie Collins.

by Clarence Mudd October 5, 2018

tiani collins

Someone who acts like a dumbass sometimes

Tiani Collins does dumb shit sometimes

by Bassman33 February 22, 2019

henry collins

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by funne man November 24, 2020

Matthew Collin Burden

ig he’s chill or whatever, pretty laid back some would say. Loves making margaritas, he’s pretty good at coding, and the one thing he likes more than making drinks it’s punching the hoes that be flaggin.

Person 1: yo dude, did you see Matthew Collin Burden beat the fuck out of that hoe last night?

Person 2: yeah dude, that hoe really got hit with the Matthew Collin Burden.

by The Creator of all. September 25, 2023