Colin

Colin is a usually crappy dude. He smokes weed at least 6 times a day and avoids work as much as possible. Colins are normally found trying to interrupt the workflow and grind any progress to a halt. He will make any excuse to come on unnecessary adventures or avoid simple or helpful tasks.

Colin has went for his 4th "lunch break" today out in the back.

by Kaiser Bismark May 1, 2018

Colin

Colin is a player. Colin is so annoying and he likes all the girls no matter what. He is decently smart but is super ugly and all girls are disgusted by him unless he pays them to date him.

Ewwww! Colin is picking is nose!

by urbantruth14 December 12, 2018

Colin

Cheating asshole who looks like a pedofile but somehow a handful of girls seem to be unhealthily obsessed with him. He moves on from one girl to the next, and blocks them out of his life like the typical dick. He is an animal in bed though.

Person 1- ew, is that colin? He’s so ugly.
Person 2- SHUTUP I love him
Person 3- he cheated on me last week then blocked me fuck him!

by Beckys Butt February 26, 2019

Colin

A stupid idiot that has no friends. The only v he’s getting is viagra.

Don’t be an idiot like Colin.

by Go Kermit rope neck February 18, 2019

Colin

Fag, swag, dick bag. Really really gay. Whenever hes fucking he likes to finish with a "you got aids now!!!" Ugly cunt that plays sports that are meant for girls such as Tetherball, Tennis, and Volleyball.

Me: Colin is a fag.
Girl: he really is.

by Mr.Cunt Rocket July 27, 2016

Colin

See also: Faggot

Someone whose favourite food is a cockmeat sandwich. Typically called a Colin

by AftComet February 20, 2009

Colin

A colin a fat lazy kid who plays videogames 24/7. His usual obsession would be with gun games such as cod or possibly the odd fifa. All he would talk about is being hungry and say how hes getting a take away tonight EVERYDAY!!
If hes not at that he would be complaining about something and almost crying over it. But deep down hes an alright kid..

Guy1: Coming out?
Guy 2: Can't
Guy1: Thats such a colin thing, let me guess your playing cod?

Guy1: Wua?
Guy2: Cod wbu
Guy1: You colin you!!!

by BigBoiT May 18, 2011