Cracked Jones

Big strong Jones is cracked. Loves mom and crack. Beats his classmates with a baseball bat.

Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t

by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.

Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!

by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004

cracked out

a basic labeling for anyone who is either retarded from the night before, or won't stop talking to the point where you break their teeth. or a kid who's on too much adderall

"you cracked out little bitch"
"he's so cracked out"

by reid February 13, 2005

CrackedRack

A Youtuber, amateur journalist and video editor who is basically the fuck-baby of Alex Jones, WatchMojo, Cumtown and Ben Shapiro. He is dedicated to being as disgusting and despicable as possible. Also makes extremely shitty music nobody likes. Sometimes entertaining and decent and sometimes a retarded fuckboy and level 90 cringelord.

Known primarily for his beefs with Pastel Belle, Rogue Internet Man and Slimebeast.

Guy 1: Did you watch CrackedRack's newest video on the top 10 worst rapists?

Guy 2: I don't watch that guy he's a fucking nutter brah

Guy 1: He's okay

Guy 2: I don't care either way

by JackStellarEye December 4, 2022

cracked

To mean you got something totally correct or you completed something perfectly.

Synonyms: perfected, completed, aced, nailed

Most commonly used as a past tense verb.

The motion that usually accompanies the word is holding your hand above your head, and dropping it until it hits your head and then fan out all of your fingers and drop your hand over your face. This motion is supposed to resemble cracking an egg on your head.

Amy: (mumbling) I got it correct?
Sra. Dale: You cracked it?
Amy: Yeah, I cracked it.

by Español3RAper22010 November 2, 2010

cracked

to be a regular user of hard drugs such as cocaine, meth or heroine. It is often used to describe an addict. It can also be used to describe someone who fiends often

Yo I don't ever fuck with Marcus, he's straight up cracked. I heard he's using on the daily.

by Black Mamba 2.0 March 21, 2017

cracked

Free version of paid software

I used cracked photoshop.

by Mandogy June 2, 2018