cockstash

The act of raping someone while they are sleeping by putting your dick in there mouth and or making them give you a blowjob

Jayne was mad when she found out Joe cockstashed her

by thefreeman00 July 30, 2008

cocksteak

1.(n) A filet taken from the underside of the human penis, between the glans and the testicles.

2.(adj.) Of or obtaining attributes usually assigned and associated with the underside of a penis.

Can be used as a modifier as Chicken Fried can be used to modify Steak. For example, a Chicken Fried Steak is a Steak that has been prepared as if it were fried chicken. A cocksteak bitchnugget is a bitch nugget that has been prepared as if it were a cocksteak. This usually denotes grilling, or being placed upon somebody's grill. (see bitch-nugget)

1. (n) Would you like me to throw this cocksteak on your grill?

2. (adj.) You are nothing but a cocksteak bitch nugget.

by Chris A. Wolf November 7, 2005

Cockstrophobic

Cockstrophobic is when you feel claustrophobic in a place full of guys

Dude,I felt so cockstrophobic when I was hanging at the druken clam the other night that i had to go to a strip club right after.

by Neolojest June 6, 2013

cockstrich

A guy looking for a random hook up, but it doesn't happen because he goes through life with his head in the sand.

i.e. We are a swinging couple who tried to hook up with a guy, but it didn't happen cause he's such a cockstrich.

by Kiss_me July 29, 2014

cockseption

Sausage fest. Dicks on dicks on dicks. See: Sausage Fest.

Dude, you said there would be chicks here, this party is total cockseption.

by shinnnntsper February 25, 2015

Cockstuffed

It means to have so much cock in your mouth that you literally can not fit anymore in your mouth.

Guy: "Time for me to put mine in your mouth."
Girl: "No I'm cockstuffed

by Doitgood21 April 5, 2017

CockStrudel

A strudel glazed with jizz

Jordan W you cockstrudel.

by TheUnstoppableForceOfFuck May 17, 2018