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cocktail sausage

a tiny dick which looks like a tiny sausage, sometimes choad like
by Trish Nixon May 15, 2006
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Osama Bin Laden Cocktail

Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a mixed drink this evening.

Bartender: What would you like?

Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...

Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden Cocktail?

Guy: What's that?

Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.

Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.
by ring-tailed roarer November 22, 2011
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Sperm Cocktail

Where a guy wanks into a glass, then add alcohol, mixes and gives the the gal to drink.....recipe can be found in most cook books! :)
Brian gave annie a delicious sperm cocktail
by Sasha!1! May 3, 2006
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Hungarian Cocktail

Bottle of scotch, some weed/cigarettes and a blow job
Boy, I've had a hell of a week, I could really use a Hungarian Cocktail.
by Muki_Baci April 21, 2009
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beijing cocktail

It could be a huge dose of labetolol. Labetolol is a drug that they use with patients with hypertension (high blood pressure). It blocks the alpha and beta effects of epinephrine and norepinephrine (adrenaline) at adrenergic receptor sites in the heart, blood vessels, and lungs. This causes vasodilation and slowing of the heart rate. A huge dose could potentially be fatal.
the movie crank.

"youve been given the beijing cocktail if you stop moving you die."
by poppys September 16, 2008
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casanova cocktail

Basically a synonym for pimp juice.

1. Anything that makes the ladies want you, such as your looks, your personality, your sex appeal, your smarts, your fame, and your wealth.

2. Semen.(see also cum, spooge, spunk, man juice)
1. Back then when he was a hit with his Livin La Vida Loca song, Ricky Martin sure had a bunch of female fans wanting him over his casanova cocktail.

2. Monica Lewinsky must have really loved eating Bill Clinton's casanova cocktail.
by Mark H September 10, 2004
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Judy Garland cocktail

A mixture of champagne and Valium. Coined by Lady Gaga on the Tonight Show on February 14, 2011.
When Lady Gaga fell in Heathrow Airport while wearing ridiculously large heels, people might have suspected she had too much of the Judy Garland cocktail.
by Toadaron March 2, 2011
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