Cockrot

A penis that has become infected by a Sexually Transmitted Disease, usually characterized by sores, discharge and spots

Oh man, I totally got cockrot from that nasty chick last week! My penis is oozing brown stuff!

by sdh7444 October 18, 2010

dead cockroaching

when you lay on your back with your arms and legs dangling in the air

dudeee,dead cockroaching is better than planking!

by musicislife15 March 14, 2012

Cockroach

A car buyer with terrible credit. Someone who never pays their bills. A person who thinks they can buy a new or used car even though they have very bad credit.

He can’t buy this car without a co-signer and a huge down payment because he’s a stinking (Cock) Roach who just had a repo last month!

by Cal Worthington September 15, 2005

Human Cockroach

Any person who can survive unimaginable amounts of trauma (inflicted by others, and self inflicted). In other words, a total badass. The human cockroach can survive in the harshest of environments, just like the cockroach insect.

-side note, the Human Cockroach may have an obsession with cockroaches. Either because those bugs are his spirit animal, or because cockroach has the word cock in it. Yep, he’s into cock and roaches...

Guy A. “Who’s that weird looking dude?”

Guy B. “Oh, thats Jeff, hes a human cockroach, the guy has been in so many car crashes, I’m surprised he’s still alive. Also, he loves cock and roaches!”

Guy A. Well... to each his own I guess..., what a weirdo...”

by st31n3r December 17, 2021

cockrider

To some, this could be a male or female who aimlessly likes to "ride someones cock, or penis" in a rough, or hardcore fashion. These cockriders do this several times a day, and get alot of pleaseure out of doing so.

Man 1- Hey you know that bitch Patty?
Man 2- Yeah I've hit that dog.
Man 1- No shit playa?
Man 2- Yeah the otherday we fucked, and when I thought it was over the bitch wanted it again and again
Man 1- Boy that slut Patty sure is a cockrider, wanting the cock that much in 1 day.

by Da Mothership III December 9, 2008

Cockroach's Testicles

Similar to the phrase "the bee's knees," but more crude. Implies that something is really cool, or sometimes used in sarcasm to imply that something is really not cool.

1 - Implying something is cool

- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"

- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"

2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool

- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."

by C-Witt July 3, 2009

cockroach dick

A man whore who has no ambition other than to put his dick in every hole he can, not to mention how many holes he’s already stuck his dirty meat in. The comparison of his dick to a cockroach is that his dick scurries around in the most filthiest places, aka some random broad at the strip club. Ladies, you don’t ever want to be with a man with this disease or he might give you some weird ass STD.

Person 1: “Man, I’ve been so wrapped up over this dude, I don’t understand why he hasn’t been texting me back.”
Person 2: “Girlllll, that guy has some cockroach dick, haven’t you seen his story on snapchat bragging about smashing a whore in a stall?”

by Migra September 28, 2018