Animal clever

Possessing skills of a shady or possibly shady nature. Applied to people of little intellect.

X:"She got fired as a Walmart greeter cuz she kept telling the customers they dressed like they shopped there too much already, so she filed a lawsuit saying her free speech rights had been violated and she won a huge settlement. wtf?!"

Y:"Yeah, she's animal clever for sure!"

X:"He's too dumb to follow the directions on a can of corn, but he's the go to man if you ever lock your keys in your car."

Y:"Some people are just animal clever."

by Vardogr June 21, 2010

cliterati

A group of powerful lesbians in the media, usually associated with either New York or Los Angeles.

I tried to go out to Catty Shack, but one of the cliterati walked in and the whole place was packed with her entourage.

by Shades1979 December 9, 2008

Cleveralities

Multiple things that are clever.

Geez, how do you think of so many cleveralities?

by Ty Bigelow February 20, 2009

Clever Trevor

1. A Trevor who's actually done something right
2. Sarcasm for the act of what the Trevor did

1 - Some clever trevor has done my work for me
2 - oh you just crashed the car again, well done you clever trevor

by Duhzora February 21, 2009

Office Clever

Referring to a person who is dressed to look smart and clever when they clearly don't fit the role.

Guy: Look at John in his new glasses, he's looking office clever today

by AcidTsunami December 1, 2009

Michala-clever

A person who is regularly experiencing sudden bursts of cleverness, while behaving pretty stoned at other times.

person 1: Yeah.. Horses.. Society.... By the way, the reason that africa's now "giving" the danes food is, that people wanna feel that they also RECEIVE something from africa. This might get them to donate more. Cake.. uuuh..
person 2: uhh dude you're so michala-clever sometimes, you know?

by truthspeaker. September 14, 2010

Clever Clogs

A Dutch detective drama.

I'm going to watch Clever Clogs tonight. On my TV.

by ehrgeiz June 7, 2009