Toe claw

To use ones over-grown snaggle toe nails as weapons, or threaten to use them as a means to inflict pain upon another.

"Did you see the lacerations on his legs and arms?"
"Yeah man, she toe clawed him bad...real bad! She needs a pedicure"

by Brunette.capricorn June 22, 2016

Claw Hands

The sensation of having numb or weak hands that usually occurs when first waking up, after laughing, or after sexual intercourse.

Julie- "I can't open this bottle of juice, I have claw hands!"

by JenJen77 February 3, 2010

haha claws

Play on the words "baja claws", a brand of off road tire. These are the tires mounted on a brodozer, the chosen ride of the desert bro. These tires are massive in size, and prestine in appearance, due to the fact that they never see off road conditions. They are often jet black, glazed in tire gloss, and unevenly worn due to bad toe in from cheap lift kit installations.

Check out the haha claws on that brodozer. Do you really need those just to get to the No Fear outlet?

by Luke August 2, 2004

Monkey Claw

The kind of fart that burns your butthole. It feels like a monkey with really sharp claws is trying to claw it's way out of your anus. Usually the result of consuming spicy Mexican food. "Don't lie and say you've never had a fart like this... everyone has!"

I thought I was going to have to take a huge dump because of all that Mexican food I ate. Instead I just farted about ten monkey claws.

by badcandy13 December 28, 2005

Ape Claw

The act of assembling 1000 gorillas with sausage-like fingers, and having them all stick their claws in someones colon at the same time. Painful thrashing from the gorillas is inevitable.

Guy 1 - "Dude I'm sorry, I used your girlfriend as my bank girl"

Guy 2 - "I summon a thousand silver-backs, to bring my revenge, and ape claw this heretic"

by Gotta Ketchum All January 28, 2008

Dolphin claw

While having sex doggie style, shove your thumb up the ass and fan up the rest of the fingers like a fin. Then as her back arches and she lets 'ee-ee-ee' squeel, claw up your fingers grab her ass, keeping the thumb inserted.

I was screwing the old lady and wanted to her her squeel so I gave her the dolphin claw

by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005

Dragon Claw

When a female's camel toe becomes so intolerably huge and prominent, it can no longer be called a camel toe because it is an insult to camels with feet everywhere.

Person 1: Someone should tell Maggie that she's too big to be wearing those spandex shorts. She's having a major camel toe.

Person 2: Don't bring the camels into this- what Maggie has is a dragon claw.

by Superditor May 7, 2010