Commando Lunge

A Commando Lunge is the act of using Command Pro in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. If you use Commando Pro, you are capable of:

*Snipe knifing from any distance at all
*Jumping off the cliff in Afghan without being damaged whatsoever
*Killing people with a melee through walls or any other type of cover
*Knifing someone who is of higher elevation than you
*Not firing your weapon yet still being 1st in the lobby leaderboard
*Never dying unless shot from behind
*Being a total asshat

PLAYER1: Hey bro...

PLAYER2: Whats up dude....
*PLAYER1 gets knifed by PLAYER2*
PLAYER1: wwwwwooooooowwwww you little f***
PLAYER2: U MAD BRO?
PLAYER1: Well yes, i am mad that you F****** COMMANDO LUNGED ME FROM THE F****** BUNKER WHILE I WAS ON TOP OF THE CLIFF YOU TOTAL D***
PLAYER2: U MAD?
PLAYER1: YOU F****** D***** BAG SON OF A F****** C*** A** MOTHER F***
PLAYER2: I'll take it you are slightly angry at me
PLAYER1: NO S*** SHERLOCK... ugggghhh dumba**
PLAYER2: Welcome to Call of Duty bro...

by MW2 Freak November 14, 2011

Sexy Commando Gaiden: Sugoiyo

The name of the anime series starring a boy who meets a guy named Masarusan, who has a fighting style called, "The Sexy Commando".

To do the Sexy Commando, Masarusan unzips his pants (That's right kiddies) to distract the opponent. Then, he goes at them, violently attacking them with his fist. Sometimes he likes to gross his opponent out by having pigeons fly out of his pants.

by Alexi December 23, 2003

catflap commando

A gay man. A male homosexual, possibly french. Or at least half. Half french that is - he is 100% gay.

Harriet: That Chris Hughes is such a gay
Phyllis: Indeed. One might say he is a catflap commando

by Davedawg April 15, 2007

Going Commando

If a person is 'going commando', they are not wearing any underwear.

It is called 'going commando' because of an old practice in the army, where, so you didn't shit your underwear in battle, you didn't wear any - and therefore could boast that you didn't shit your pants.

Also a known cure for vpl.

"I'm gonna wear those really tight shorts and go commando to show off my bulge."

by Umbongo - England April 1, 2003

TWISS Commando

An expatriot contractor who works in Iraq doing an incredibly easy job that requires no hard work or physical ability yet posts pictures of himself on MySpace and Facebook wearing full kit and trying to look like a hard-ass. This individual may or may not have a target on his back and be reffered to as "One-time".

One-time on Facebook: "OPSEC is important people, I'm in Iraq, have a secret security clearance and have a target on my back because I'm a contractor!"

Bison's response: "Wow, you really are a TWISS Commando aren't you?"

by Twiss Commando July 1, 2010

clamando

Female version of going 'commando', that is, going in public without panties.

My girlfriend went clamando on our date and my right hand smelled like trout for three days.

by FrankR August 17, 2007

Commando

A perk in Modern Warfare 2 that increases melee range allowing players to teleport/flash step to the nearest player and kill them instantly

OMFG DID YOU SEE THAT!!!!!! I PUT 10 BULLETS IN THAT GUY AND HE JUST COMMANDOS ME AND I DIE!!!!! FUCKIN BULLSHIT!!!!!!

by runnerboy404 October 19, 2010