Clay Goodman

Clay is the most annoying boy in the world. He makes us want to hit him and throw up on him. He is distracting, revolting, disturbing, annoying, weird, mean, and destructive.

Clay Goodman is Dennis the Menace all grown up.

by ANONYMOUS00000 January 15, 2008

Clanky

1. adjective, messy, disorganized,

June: I can't move much in my house, there's so much stuff. It's really clanky.

by ALL THESE NAMES ARE TAKEN February 3, 2017

Clay Pigeon

While a man is engaging in intercourse with a female, preferably from behind, right before ejaculation he proceeds to raise his hand victoriously above is head and while screaming "PULL" slaps the woman's ass with fury. As she runs in excrutiating pain, the main proceeds to ejaculate with incredible force in an attempt to knock the woman over. On every upstroke he makes a shotgun cocking sound effect and on every down stroke, a shotgun fire sound effect.

Man: "What happened to your girlfriend? Did she break her leg?"
Man 2: "Yeah, she got clay pidgeoned!"

by Justin, Mike, and John September 16, 2004

Claybonus

When you're a black, muscular newsman who regularly has threesomes with white women and Patrick Stewart. Zeus himself granted Claybonus the ability to sense the aura of all women within a 100 mile radius, and based on this aura, automatically scale their hotness on a scale of 1-10. He also has an awesome cam show, in which he shares his problems and wisdom with the world. Some say Claybonus has the ability to jack off with his pants on. There is an ancient prophosy, that one day Claybonus will find out the horrible secret of his lineage and transform into the villainous Darth Jacker. Scourge of the universe and the light side of the force.

"Yo man, last night I saw Claybonus having a foursome with Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, and Patrick Stewart. Shit was so cash."

by Homer's philosophy January 17, 2009

Clayden

A term generally given to the rightfully claimed ruler of the entire world. If accompanied with the name Adam, a new world order is automatically declared.

The people prayed for a true Emperor... Thus Clayden came down to Earth.

by awesomeultima December 7, 2010

Clay

A hot sexy man who has an extremely large cock who hits on girls and then bangs them so hard that there tits fall off

Oh my god I want clay sooooo much <3<3

by Chick magnet 1234 October 2, 2012

Clay Pidgeon

While a man is engaging in intercourse with a female, preferably from behind, right before ejaculation he proceeds to raise his hand victoriously above is head and while screaming "PULL" slaps the woman's ass with fury. As she runs in excrutiating pain, the main proceeds to ejaculate with incredible force in an attempt to knock the woman over. On every upstroke he makes a shotgun cocking sound effect and on every down stroke, a gun fire sound effect.

Man: "What happened to your girlfriend? Did she break her leg?"
Man 2: "She got clay pidgeoned!"

by Justin, Mike, and John September 16, 2004