jack cascade

a voluminous ejaculation from the male sexual organ after the culmination of an intense jack off session usually complemented by insane consumption of pornographic material; a massive cum shot.

Wow, that was a major jack cascade dude! How long were you jacking off for anyway?

by Jack Cascade March 26, 2010

Fuckhead cascade

what that fucking asshole posted that shit and then everybody post quoted and it was fuckhead and then another quote and more fuckhead and over and over again

> > > > > herp i derped a dick deep in my throat and i'm a fuckhead cascade
> > > > fuckhead.
> > > fuckhead.
> > fuckhead.
> fuckhead.
fuckhead.

by Rev. Meowatilla Al' Rashad August 6, 2011

Ciscoside

The act of blowing your head off after your brain melts from taking CISCO.

Max: "What the hell is all this shit about packets and routers?"
Ryan: "I don't know, but I think I want to commit Ciscoside with the Cisco Whip."

by Anonymousususususus January 19, 2011

Cascading Bailure

When making plans with a group, if one person bails, so will multiple others.

We were going to go to brunch until Dan had to go into the city instead. After that John started "feeling sick" and Isabel "had to work", and the whole thing fell apart. It was a serious case of cascading bailure.

by dip April 24, 2016

Cisco Certified Trained Monkey

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.

A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.

by kootiger June 16, 2017

Cicada

crickets that go eEEEeeeeEEE

i have these crickets ( Cicada ) that go eeeee its a real problem im gonna go outside with my bare hands and squeeze them or, ill go get my Machita (machete) and go cut em up split em in half

by jay donut April 28, 2020

Cisconception

When cisgendered people make assumptions or presume that stereotypes regarding non-cisgendered people are accurate.

A: “All trans people have surgery.”
B: “That is a common cisconception.”

by Starshinekaos February 7, 2021