cigar fish

a turd

i was swimming in the sea when a cigar fish came up to me

by kryton August 18, 2003

Cigarring a Pooh

Cigarring a Pooh is When you're running late and have to clench to literally cut your pooh short...like you would a cigar.

*Txt Msg* - "Jon, Where are you? flights' in ten minutes!"
Jon - "Oh SHIT! sorry , Cigarring a Pooh as we speak!"

by Tanka18 January 17, 2016

Smoldering Cigar

A sexual position in which someone places the head of a man's penis in their mouth, and then lights the man's pubes on fire creating the effect of smoking a cigar.

My girlfriend tried doing a smoldering cigar in bed last night and burnt the house down.

by Willwall November 26, 2014

Close but no cigar.

It means that your incredibly close to doing something incredible, but ya failed! so, you’re close but...
No cigar!

Macy: Hey, i almost won the presidential election, but this twat named Jack did.
Blaire: Well, *chuckles* you’re close but no cigar.

by history fan, lmao November 28, 2020

Kingston Cigar

(1.) noun: An exceptionally large joint. (2.) noun: a blunt. From Kingston, the capital of Jamaica.

(1.) Just before the party started, Baxter rolled one of his signature Kingston Cigars. (2.) Baxter used a Philly Blunt for his Kingston Cigar.

by the specter August 11, 2007

cigar holster

Another name for a vagina.

Bill Clinton: Monica I have no where to put my cigar.
Monica: Why don't you try my cigar holster?

by docoperator November 21, 2016

Cigar tubing

The anal discomfort felt after taking a huge dump that prevents you from sitting comfortably.

I took a huge dump at the funeral home and didn't give my butthole enough time to close. I was cigar tubing the whole way to work.

by JB_57 February 24, 2017