chud 

Any food that is consumed in lieu of that which provides sustenance in the manner the body requires to function at utmost potential. A quick fix. The primary sources for such food are convenience stores, snack and frozen-food aisles, and fast-food restaurants. The chuddiest of chud refers to Krystal or White Castle hamburgers.

"So, what do you want to eat tonight?"
"Um, I guess I'll just get some chud. My wife doesn't feel like cooking."

"Man, that chud was pretty good. It'll definitely make a turd."

chud by Roostification July 6, 2008

chud 

Poo, crap, what your mum smells like etc

dude1 "ohh dude2 that smells like chud"

dude2 "yeah dude1 i stepped in a chav this morning"

chud by macho fantastico October 1, 2005

chud 

A chunk of crud, often refering to something in your eye.

I have a chud in my eye.

chud by malurus April 13, 2005

Chud 

To ejaculate.

I'm going to bust a chud!

Chud by Equinsu Ocha II December 30, 2014

Chud 

An awkward ginger

Brennen acting like a chud.

Chud by caskalex August 17, 2015

Chud 

someone who is un athletic or stupid. usually aimed towards someone who has a beer belly.

That dude is a chud

Chud by SQU1DW4RD June 4, 2018

chud 

another word for chewing gum gum used in the midlands of england

oi mate, pass us some chud

chud by demonthot March 25, 2019