Chris Christie

A crooked, wealthy wop that somehow got elected into a governor's position for the state of New Jersey. Has been a part of numerous scandals and has no concept of livable wages and considering his size, probably consumes more than the weight of an oil tanker in calories each day. He can be found lounging on beaches that he has closed to the public, primarily because he's a hypocritical shit biscuit who likes to laugh about how much better he is than everyone else. Has managed to somehow piss off just about everyone in the tri-state area at the same time with his numerous construction projects to improve roads that were fine until he started smashing up the pavement. Probably in bed with the mafia or some other criminal organization, hence his "no one can touch me" attitude. The world would be a better place if he choked to death on one of those aforementioned donuts he seems to enjoy so much.

"Hey, man; did you hear about Chris Christie closing the public beaches this weekend?"
"Yeah, the memes about him were fantastic."

"You could feed Africa's entire population for a month with the food Chris Christie consumes in a day."

by Shekelwafers July 14, 2017

Chris Rock

Will Smith smacked the shit out of him.

Who is Chris Rock?
Never heard of him until Will Smith smacked the shit out of him
Huh.

by Gummybearman06 March 28, 2022

Chrysa

Chrysa is the most attractive girl someone has ever seen. She's the smartest, coolest and most badass out of the group. She's the funny girl of the group that EVERYONE likes.

"Woah dude, Chrysa is such a badass"

by TheRealGeorge November 17, 2018

chris sturniolo

chris sturniolo is one of the hottest people you will ever see. watching the triplets videos are the best. chris sturniolo appreciates his brothers and love them very much. he is super duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper hot.

“who’s that hit boy that sits on the left in those car videos?”
“oh that’s chris sturniolo”

by sexy cutie pie. February 18, 2023

chris sturniolo

the reason my standards are extremely high, the funniest person ever with the best laugh and an amazing smile

my friend: "Why don't you date people?"
me: "Chris Sturniolo exists."

by sturniolo watcher April 27, 2023

chrysonoe

A beautiful volleyball player that never shuts up. She makes weird noises and is sometimes loud. She has no difficulty finding friends with the name of Styliani Zoi Chip Kassalia.

Don't fuck with Chrysonoe!

by kjhgcytdchhb hcfu January 17, 2018

Chris Clogumbus

Chris Clogumbus thought he found America, but he had accidentally discovered India. The Indish people ate his lungs, as a welcoming tradition in their religion. They all ate cheese and lived happily ever after. dne ehT

Chris Clogumbus was very clogumby

by theflying_egg September 18, 2020