christmas

an International Christian day for Hypocriticism, and a day free from work ..

Let's just, for ONCE a year, pretend we all love and care for eachother ..

by MASiR January 14, 2004

christmas

Solstice (winter in the north, summer in the south) reinvented by Christian masterminds to allow Sin and Guilt to replace existing, more wholesome and life-loving traditions.

It's Christmas! What the hell is Solstice? I thought the fucking world revolved around ME!

by bumslug April 15, 2009

christmas

Chirstmas...birth of christ

If you don't know what Christmas is then you must live under a freaking rock!

by Sanchezgiver January 10, 2004

christmas

The time of year when Santa rises from the dead. Hypnotises a couple of reindeer hanging out in a log cabin to be his slaves and uses them to carry his fat carcass to small childrens house and lick the naughty ones whilst emptying his bulging red sack down the chiminey of the good ones...then killing the reindeer and storing them in the freezer...

four more reindeers were missing today due to christmas

by Dr Fennopolis December 31, 2003

christmas

used only in New Mexico, WHICH ROCKS.
Means getting both red AND green chile on your food 'cause you're a total badass for living in NM

Red or Green?

Dude, hook it up with the christmas!

by NM Rox March 12, 2005

christmas

Celebrating the birth of Santa.

It's Santa's Birthday! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

by pagis September 17, 2006

christmas

wat was first the celebration of our lord, Jesus Christ, it is now a celebration toward greed, stress, and disappointment. its not even a christian holiday anymore, seein as how its just an excuse for all religions to get ppl crap instead of celebratin their own holidays.

So basically, we're praisin Santa Claus ans money instead of Jesus Christ, which is not makin Jesus very happy that he did all that shit to save our sinning asses.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 18, 2005