Noun - Any Champage, sparkling wine, liqour, liquer, or unholy amalgum of two or more of the preceeding, produced under license of, endorsed by, or repeatedly referenced in the lyrics of any rapper and / or Hip Hop artist.
Chimpagne will often come in colors and neon tones not seen since the 80's, or anywhere outside of Chernobyl, Russia.
Chimpagne will often come in colors and neon tones not seen since the 80's, or anywhere outside of Chernobyl, Russia.
(1)
R. Kelley: Waitress! A bottle of your finest Alizé for this fine young bitch!
Young Bitch: Ewwwww nigga! I'd rather drink warm piss than that chimpagne!
R. Kelley: (menacingly) That can be arranged...
(2)
Lackey: Sir, the Q2 2010 numbers are in. We're bankrupt.
Frederick Rouzaud: Yeah? Well at least we're not making chimpagne anymore. Fucking Jay-Z...
R. Kelley: Waitress! A bottle of your finest Alizé for this fine young bitch!
Young Bitch: Ewwwww nigga! I'd rather drink warm piss than that chimpagne!
R. Kelley: (menacingly) That can be arranged...
(2)
Lackey: Sir, the Q2 2010 numbers are in. We're bankrupt.
Frederick Rouzaud: Yeah? Well at least we're not making chimpagne anymore. Fucking Jay-Z...
by Tiestofan25 October 12, 2010
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Joking game played with friends.
Saying something obviously wrong to make someone jump in and correct you with the right answer.
Object of game is to get the other person(s) to bite on the hook (joke).
Rules: There are 3 rules.
1: you can make the person your playing the joke on "Chomp".
2: the person who you are playing the joke on can reverse it back to you. (Reverse Chomp)
3: the person you are playing the joke on say "No Chomp"
Points can be awarded for every Chomp and Double points to anyone who "Reverse Chomps" the Person playing the joke.
No points are awarded for a "No Chomp"
Can be played for Points, Drinks, Arm Punches or just Bragging Rights.
Joking game played with friends.
Saying something obviously wrong to make someone jump in and correct you with the right answer.
Object of game is to get the other person(s) to bite on the hook (joke).
Rules: There are 3 rules.
1: you can make the person your playing the joke on "Chomp".
2: the person who you are playing the joke on can reverse it back to you. (Reverse Chomp)
3: the person you are playing the joke on say "No Chomp"
Points can be awarded for every Chomp and Double points to anyone who "Reverse Chomps" the Person playing the joke.
No points are awarded for a "No Chomp"
Can be played for Points, Drinks, Arm Punches or just Bragging Rights.
Here are some Examples of the Chomp Game:
(Chomper) “Hey Kid, I can't get a ride from the Airport to your house. Can you come pick me up?" (Chompee)"Yeah I’ll be right there"
(Goes out to his can and your standing in front of it.)CHOMP
(Chomper)"Hey Duke, I drank the last beer!" (Chompee)"No way! I bought 2 cases!"(Goes to the Fridge and sees a lot of beer) CHOMP
Changing every clock in the house and telling your sleeping brother who just went to sleep 1 hour ago after a night of partying that it's time to get up and take you to the Airport. If he gets out of bed and gets dressed and is ready to take you then that’s a CHOMP.
Examples: Reverse Chomp
(Chomper)"I got tickets to Van Halen dude! (Chompee)"I got tickets too in the 8th row sec D!" Chomper(now Chompee)"Awh man you really got tickets?!" Chompee(now Chomper)"REVERSE CHOMP DUDE!"
(Chomper)"Yo man your car is stolen" (Chompee)" NO WAY!!" "WHERE IS IT!!!?” Chomper (now Chompee)"HA ha" "its right over here dude" (Car really now missing) "Dude where's your car?" "I moved it right HERE!" Chompee (Now Chomper) "Ha HA I moved it some where else when you weren't watching" "REVERSE CHOMP!!"
Examples: No Chomp
(Chomper)Hey it's 2:00 o'clock we better go (really only 1 o'clock)
(Chompee)NO Chomp
(Chomper) "Dude my plane's going to be late due to weather"
(Chompee)"No Chomp" "I called the Airlines and your flight is on time"
(Chomper) “Hey Kid, I can't get a ride from the Airport to your house. Can you come pick me up?" (Chompee)"Yeah I’ll be right there"
(Goes out to his can and your standing in front of it.)CHOMP
(Chomper)"Hey Duke, I drank the last beer!" (Chompee)"No way! I bought 2 cases!"(Goes to the Fridge and sees a lot of beer) CHOMP
Changing every clock in the house and telling your sleeping brother who just went to sleep 1 hour ago after a night of partying that it's time to get up and take you to the Airport. If he gets out of bed and gets dressed and is ready to take you then that’s a CHOMP.
Examples: Reverse Chomp
(Chomper)"I got tickets to Van Halen dude! (Chompee)"I got tickets too in the 8th row sec D!" Chomper(now Chompee)"Awh man you really got tickets?!" Chompee(now Chomper)"REVERSE CHOMP DUDE!"
(Chomper)"Yo man your car is stolen" (Chompee)" NO WAY!!" "WHERE IS IT!!!?” Chomper (now Chompee)"HA ha" "its right over here dude" (Car really now missing) "Dude where's your car?" "I moved it right HERE!" Chompee (Now Chomper) "Ha HA I moved it some where else when you weren't watching" "REVERSE CHOMP!!"
Examples: No Chomp
(Chomper)Hey it's 2:00 o'clock we better go (really only 1 o'clock)
(Chompee)NO Chomp
(Chomper) "Dude my plane's going to be late due to weather"
(Chompee)"No Chomp" "I called the Airlines and your flight is on time"
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Billy Bragg, a folk-punk performer. Best known in England for espousing the virtues of being a working class man and then moving the fuck out of his blue collar 'hood in Essex asap. Certainly a fine musician, widely acclaimed for killer albums such as Back to Basics and his respectable tributes to Joe Strummer (of the only band that matters, the ClashTM), he is fond of "pontificating on a South London council estate when we all know he lives in a lovely big house in West Dorset".
GI Dave: OMG Billy Bragg! Dude, I'm your biggest fan!
SJ: OMG PLUS ME TOO!
GI Dave: You should come play at our school's music festival Culture Shock in April!
Billy Bragg: I would love to but unfortunately April is the month that I arbitrarily fire half of my waiting/serving staff at home and hire new servants that I can pay less. If Joe Strummer were alive I would recommend you to him because he squatted almost his whole life and definitely never lived in Dorset. However, he's dead so you'll probably have to go watch some totally unremarkable over-hyped hipster headliner for Culture Shock.
GI Dave: man, CL was totally right, you really are such a champagne socialist.
SJ: OMG PLUS ME TOO!
GI Dave: You should come play at our school's music festival Culture Shock in April!
Billy Bragg: I would love to but unfortunately April is the month that I arbitrarily fire half of my waiting/serving staff at home and hire new servants that I can pay less. If Joe Strummer were alive I would recommend you to him because he squatted almost his whole life and definitely never lived in Dorset. However, he's dead so you'll probably have to go watch some totally unremarkable over-hyped hipster headliner for Culture Shock.
GI Dave: man, CL was totally right, you really are such a champagne socialist.
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Get the chomp mug.A combination of the words "Chimpanzee" and "Monkey". It usually refers to lazy and shiftless African-Americans (aka "Niggers") who complain about the oppression which they have suffered at the hands of the white man, yet do absolutely nothing to better themselves.
Driving down Lenox Avenue in Harlem the other day, I observed a bunch of Chimpanmonkeys loitering outside the local chicken and ribs joint.
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Holyfield: Oh, that feels so good.AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is a Tyson Chomp.
Holyfield: Oh, that feels so good.AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is a Tyson Chomp.
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