Chipotléesque

1) A manner in which to describe a situation or item most people are familiar with but upon closer inspection - and by comparison - are either simply inferior to other, equally-viable, less-'everyday' alternatives.

2) Generally negative way to refer to something that shouldn't be as hyped as it is.

3) Shitty, overrated, whitewashed version of something.

Why order Pizza Hut, that shit's hella Chipotléesque, let's just order a slice to go from the liquor store instead.

by jrrtallcan December 8, 2010

chipotle burrito

When you shit on a girls chest rub it in and have a tit wank

Omg I can’t have a chipotle burrito shes got no tits

by Lyd420 December 5, 2022

chipotle gang

The fandom created to support the single handedly best burrito chain in history... DUH

Hey Jim, you want to join the chipotle gang with me?

by alilindsay January 10, 2014

Chipotle

a)a tough looking chap.
b)a term describing the difficulty of a task i.e. "that's well chipotle that is!"

"my mate 'ad a chipotle job yesterday"
"'ees well chipotle, 'im"
"Mike's more chipotle than dan"

by Michael hall March 11, 2004

Chipotle Full

The feeling of being full after eating at chipotle. It feels different than being full of any other food, it's similar to being slightly high with all the feeling in your stomach.

Dude, I am so chipotle full right now. It's awesome.

by partypoison667 April 8, 2011

Chipotle challenge

FOUR chipotle burritos, fully loaded.

30 minute time limit.

A (this varies) sub 6 minute mile after completing the eating part.
No vommiting allowed for 1 hour after the run is over.

Dude, you're insane for attempting the chipotle challenge. Who the hell manages that much food and then runs?

by CPTC Fool October 20, 2013

chipotle

Used as a heads up to your friends when a hot guy is spotted. Usually an exclaimation for girls between the ages of 14-18.

MEGAN! CHIPOTLE AT YOUR 3 0'CLOCK!

by coxshorthbic August 3, 2010